I was knitting happily along on my grandmother’s Christmas sweater. Well, more like knitting grumblingly along. I’ve been working on it since September, and this sweater is sucking the life out of me!
I looked at my pattern, which instructed me to knit garter stitch over the middle 36 stitches, so I obediently counted and placed markers and began working the directions. I thought it a little odd that the pattern didn’t specify to wrap and turn at the ends of my short rows, but this pattern tends to be sparse anyway, so I figured they trusted the knitter to know to do that.
And then I saw it: Work remaining stitches as before.
GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Stupid sweater.
Dramatic Lyric 
Ugh. Isn’t that the worst.
Luckily I didn’t have to take too much out. But still.